Jeremy Clarkson and girlfriend Lisa Hogan ‘marooned AGAIN’ in Botswana after flight delays as he guzzles champagne and complains about being served a ‘dead dog for lunch’

Jeremy Clarkson has been left fuming after finding himself ‘marooned’ in Botswana for the second time this month following severe flight delays on Saturday. 

The TV host, 63, took to Instagram to share a disgruntled selfie of himself and girlfriend Lisa Hogan, 49, as they guzzled champagne. 

Jeremy once again blamed British Airway for the delay, after he and co-hosts Richard Hammond, 53, and James May, 60, found themsleves in a similar predicament just week ago, and asked ‘How much more can a man take?’. 

The outspoken broadcaster, who has been dating the stunning blonde actress since 2017, then went on to bemoan his status as a ‘BA bronze card holder’ saying it would see him likely see him served mid flight with a ‘dead dog for lunch’.

He captioned the post: ‘Marooned AGAIN by British Airways. How much more of this can a man take?’.

Stuck! Jeremy Clarkson, 63, has been left fuming after finding himself ‘marooned’ in Botswana for the second time this month following severe flight delays on Saturday (pictured with partner Lisa Hogan, 49,)

Fuming: The TV host,, took to Instagram to share a disgruntled selfie of himself and partner Lisa Hogan as they guzzled airpot Champagne

Before sharing a snap of his credentials saying: ‘And I’m now a BA bronze card holder. So that’s a dead dog for lunch I guess’. 

Jeremy and his The Grand Tour co-presenters found themsleves also ‘marooned’ in the country following similar delays on October 4.

However the trio were luckily stranded in a luxury camp after completing filming for the next series of their popular Prime Video show.

Taking to Instagram Jeremy decided to document the delay with his followers as he joked about their chance of survival and boasted about living in the lap of luxury with 40 staff waiting on them hand-and-foot.

Breaking the news with a snap of Hammond and May staring down at their phones alongside the remains of their dinner and half full wine glasses, he wrote: ‘BA have messed up our flight home so we are marooned here at a luxury camp in Botswana. With only 40 staff. It’s all about survival now.’ 

Jeremy then proceeded to post regular updates as he charted the threesome’s stay in the remote camp which has a stunning pool. 

Sharing a video of the luxury camp they are staying at he wrote: ‘Marooned update. We are coping. But for how long?’ 

The video showed a huge furnished lounge area before settling on James as he opened the fridge to reveal fully stocked shelves filled with beer. 

Happier times: Jeremy once again blamed British Airway for the delay, after he and co-hosts Richard Hammond , 53, and James May , 60, found themsleves in a similar predicament, and asked ‘How much more can a man take?’ (pictured with Lisa in 2018) 

Unimpressed: The outspoken broadcaster, who has been dating the stunning blonde actress since 2017, then went on to bemoan his status as a ‘BA bronze card holder’ saying it would see him likely see him served mid flight with a ‘dead dog for lunch’

Holiday blues: Before sharing a snap of his credentials saying: ‘And I’m now a BA bronze card holder. So that’s a dead dog for lunch I guess’

James then opted for a Jeremy’s brand of Hawkstone lager as he indulged in the beverage. 

In the next post the presenter turned farmer, shared a serene picture of an outdoor pool, sarcastically writing: ‘When BA delay a flight by 12 hours, do they not realise how much hardship they inflict on passengers? We are fighting to stay alive here.’

Fans began to contribute to the joke in the comments as one teased: ‘Are you bored Jeremy?’ and another added: ‘The Bear Grylls approach to survival I see!’

Later on he posted an adorable snap of a meerkat on its hind legs as it watched the sunset across the sandy plane. 

He captioned the snap: ‘Thanks to BA’s incompetence, this is how I’ve been forced to endure my evening.’ 

The snap provided the opportune moment to make a dig at Richard Hammond, who was often nicknamed ‘the Hamster’ in his Top Gear days. 

One fan joked: ‘Didn’t know Hammond was so hairy’, while another added ‘A great picture of Hammond’.

Drama! October 4th saw Jeremy (left) again reveal he has been stranded in Botswana alongside Richard Hammond, 53, (right) and James May, 60, (middle) after flight delays – as he boasted about making do with 40 staff in luxury camp with pool 

Fully stocked: They may been stranded, but the team have no shortage of beverage choice as James examined the fridge

Updating fans as the threesome entered day two of survival, Jeremy shared a snap of two birds as they pecked at his breakfast. 

‘Day two and the horror continues. Two red eyed bulbul birds helping themselves to the sugar for my morning coffee,’ he wrote.

He upped the drama in the next post as he shared a snap of a Kyote-like animal as it tucked into it’s dead prey. 

Joking in the caption, he broke the news: ‘James May didn’t make it I’m afraid’, before later updating fans that he misidentified the dead prey and ‘It was actually Richard Hammond who was turned into food’.

Fans continued to engage with Jeremy’s storytelling, as one asked ‘What was he driving at the time?’ 

Other’s made a jibe at Richard’s height as they added: ‘Not a big meal then’, and ‘Was it a skinny carcass for the poor [animal]’ with a fox emoji. 

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