Woman silences sex-mad neighbours with note after hearing them ‘f***ing all day’

A woman was faced with an awkward dilemma after being kept awake by sex-mad residents.

Ali, 23, took to Twitter to ask for advice after overhearing her neighbour “f***ing all day every day”.

She said: “They are keeping me up at night and waking me up in the morning – it’s insane.”

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Instead of confronting the couple in person, the Canadian lass decided to write them a note.

She also bought them a couple of beers to soften the blow (literally) – so we think she handled it petty well!

The letter reads: “Hey neighbours! Just a friendly reminder that the walls between our houses are much thinner than you might think!

“Congrats to you guys for your apparently VERY healthy sex life (seriously, good for you).

“However, I would prefer not to be a part of it and I’m sure you’d both prefer that as well.

“I applaud you both for your stamina, however it’s gotten to the point that it’s interfering with my sleep schedule, so I figured it was the time to say something.

“Please accept these beers as a leave offering/bargaining chip – I was hoping they might be enough to persuade you to maybe move your bed to the other side of the room?

“Sincerely, your neighbours in 83. (Specifically the one that shares a bedroom wall with you).”

Ali’s post garnered more than 97,600 likes – and we’re pleased to say her tactful note seems to have done the trick.

She returned to Twitter with an update, writing: “Guys I think they moved the bed!

“The man in question constantly clears his throat and it sounds MUCH further away than it did previously. This is very good!”

We love a happy ending!

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